Haters Gonna Hate On Logistics

  Recently, I have started to stream an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Hulu nightly to sleep. I find that  it knocks me out relatively quickly, plus I get about 85% of the jokes- so it's incredibly positive to watch. However, there is one downside to my brilliant scheme: Advertisements . There is one advertisement in particular which just makes me want to die inside. Watch it and weep Joel. 

  It's almost like they snook into my brain to find some marketing genius, but instead they found the advertisement I would never even want to take even a mere backward glance at. I mean who wrote that miserable load of crap, Elton John and Kimya Dawson? I sure think so, providing how much UPS want's to Fire Truck with my brain here. I mean almost half of the people who watch TV are as bloody slow as a Corpse on a Molasses pogo stick, they won't know half of what Logistics means. The half they do know is probably "stics" which they assume is how you spell "sticks". I'm not saying this is the worst commercial i've seen this year (That prize belongs to Miracle Whip).

               So yes I'm a hater on Logistics, but as a wise man once said "Haters Gonna Hate"